| /* |
| * Copyright (c) 1996, 1998, 1999 Todd C. Miller <Todd.Miller@courtesan.com> |
| * |
| * Permission to use, copy, modify, and distribute this software for any |
| * purpose with or without fee is hereby granted, provided that the above |
| * copyright notice and this permission notice appear in all copies. |
| * |
| * THE SOFTWARE IS PROVIDED "AS IS" AND THE AUTHOR DISCLAIMS ALL WARRANTIES |
| * WITH REGARD TO THIS SOFTWARE INCLUDING ALL IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF |
| * MERCHANTABILITY AND FITNESS. IN NO EVENT SHALL THE AUTHOR BE LIABLE FOR |
| * ANY SPECIAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OR ANY DAMAGES |
| * WHATSOEVER RESULTING FROM LOSS OF USE, DATA OR PROFITS, WHETHER IN AN |
| * ACTION OF CONTRACT, NEGLIGENCE OR OTHER TORTIOUS ACTION, ARISING OUT OF |
| * OR IN CONNECTION WITH THE USE OR PERFORMANCE OF THIS SOFTWARE. |
| */ |
| |
| #ifndef _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H |
| #define _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H |
| |
| /* |
| * Insults from the "Goon Show." |
| */ |
| |
| "You silly, twisted boy you.", |
| "He has fallen in the water!", |
| "We'll all be murdered in our beds!", |
| "You can't come in. Our tiger has got flu", |
| "I don't wish to know that.", |
| "What, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what, what?", |
| "You can't get the wood, you know.", |
| "You'll starve!", |
| "... and it used to be so popular...", |
| "Pauses for audience applause, not a sausage", |
| "Hold it up to the light --- not a brain in sight!", |
| "Have a gorilla...", |
| "There must be cure for it!", |
| "There's a lot of it about, you know.", |
| "You do that again and see what happens...", |
| "Ying Tong Iddle I Po", |
| "Harm can come to a young lad like that!", |
| "And with that remarks folks, the case of the Crown vs yourself was proven.", |
| "Speak English you fool --- there are no subtitles in this scene.", |
| "You gotta go owwwww!", |
| "I have been called worse.", |
| "It's only your word against mine.", |
| "I think ... err ... I think ... I think I'll go home", |
| |
| #endif /* _SUDO_INS_GOONS_H */ |
